"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

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wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Rho said:
wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
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I second that. But while we're on the subject, you might want to lay off that masturbation stuff. I heard it makes you go blind.
 
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dude, make sure ur healthy enough to masturbate!
next time, taste it.
if it tastes salty, you can safely masturbate, but if it's sweet, you need to stop.
TRUST THE TASTE TEST!!
 
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The hairy palms is the worst part... everyone knows you do it at that point
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Don't worry with a name like antidonjuan you make a perfect AFC which is completely normal:D

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antidonjuan said:
few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?
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Rhoto said:
It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.
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Honestly, the humor factor of this site would decrease exponentially if Antidonjuan was forced to have a 1-post a day limit!

Please don't make that happen -----> I'm sure a lot of us still enjoy all the laughs!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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anyways after researching on google I learned that I am all too normal

seriously when I ask a question (which is newb for you guys) you guys just joke around with it. calling me a troll like a million times and tells me to change my name

I would love to change my name but the moderators won't let me

anyways I am happy that I am normal and I dun care what you guys say about my name
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Anti Donjuan,

you are a pure blank slate that has been preserved from the vulgarness of our dirty world.

Being naive is in itself attractive and rare, so don't change, and never mind!

You are all too normal...

And by the way, when did you walk out of your cave? :D

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antidonjuan said:
... and she looks fat
is that ur ex girlfriend andy??
hahaha jk
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You honestly have no right to rip on other people after making this thread :crackup:
 
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Thread Closed.

and Mods have nothing to do with changing your name. Contact the Admin.
 
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