"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

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wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Rho said:
wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
I second that. But while we're on the subject, you might want to lay off that masturbation stuff. I heard it makes you go blind.
 

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dude, make sure ur healthy enough to masturbate!
next time, taste it.
if it tastes salty, you can safely masturbate, but if it's sweet, you need to stop.
TRUST THE TASTE TEST!!
 

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The hairy palms is the worst part... everyone knows you do it at that point
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Don't worry with a name like antidonjuan you make a perfect AFC which is completely normal:D

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antidonjuan said:
few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?
 

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Rhoto said:
It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.
Honestly, the humor factor of this site would decrease exponentially if Antidonjuan was forced to have a 1-post a day limit!

Please don't make that happen -----> I'm sure a lot of us still enjoy all the laughs!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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anyways after researching on google I learned that I am all too normal

seriously when I ask a question (which is newb for you guys) you guys just joke around with it. calling me a troll like a million times and tells me to change my name

I would love to change my name but the moderators won't let me

anyways I am happy that I am normal and I dun care what you guys say about my name
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Anti Donjuan,

you are a pure blank slate that has been preserved from the vulgarness of our dirty world.

Being naive is in itself attractive and rare, so don't change, and never mind!

You are all too normal...

And by the way, when did you walk out of your cave? :D

jk
 

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antidonjuan said:
... and she looks fat
is that ur ex girlfriend andy??
hahaha jk
You honestly have no right to rip on other people after making this thread :crackup:
 

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and Mods have nothing to do with changing your name. Contact the Admin.
 
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