"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you let Jessica Alba....

Would you let Jessica Alba take a dump on your chest ? (she's completely naked)

  • Yes, its my only chance at ever seeing her naked

    Votes: 6 21.4%

  • Hell no ! nobody takes dumps on my chest except for the occasional midget

    Votes: 22 78.6%
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Wiesman44

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I would. You get to see her naked, and there might be a possibly of boning her if your game is strong :moon:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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C. NO, I am not an AFC, and I do not overvalue hoes.
 
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Sir, you got a lot of imagination.

Are you sure you are not into scato stuff? Because it sounds like you would enjoy both: her being naked, and her taking a dump on you.

Anyway I voted "no" without hesitation.:cool:
 
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someone's been watching Not Another Teen Movie a few to many times...


I sure as hell would. :up:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I don't care who the woman is. If I see any chick drop a coiler, she becomes about as attractive as the mess she made.
 
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If I get to fu.k her after then yes its worth it. Otherwise....fu.k no.
 
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Why would you degrade yourself by letting a female sh*t on you? Ill be damned.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
 
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However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
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i think u need to relax. This is only a JOKE
 
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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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Totally agree. Best ass I have ever seen. Period.
 
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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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LMAO you just made my ****ing day lmao.


But not potatoo chips, dairy queen ice cream.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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