"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you let Jessica Alba....

Would you let Jessica Alba take a dump on your chest ? (she's completely naked)

  • Yes, its my only chance at ever seeing her naked

    Votes: 6 21.4%

  • Hell no ! nobody takes dumps on my chest except for the occasional midget

    Votes: 22 78.6%
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Wiesman44

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I would. You get to see her naked, and there might be a possibly of boning her if your game is strong :moon:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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C. NO, I am not an AFC, and I do not overvalue hoes.
 
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Le Parisien

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Sir, you got a lot of imagination.

Are you sure you are not into scato stuff? Because it sounds like you would enjoy both: her being naked, and her taking a dump on you.

Anyway I voted "no" without hesitation.:cool:
 
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someone's been watching Not Another Teen Movie a few to many times...


I sure as hell would. :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I don't care who the woman is. If I see any chick drop a coiler, she becomes about as attractive as the mess she made.
 
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If I get to fu.k her after then yes its worth it. Otherwise....fu.k no.
 
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Why would you degrade yourself by letting a female sh*t on you? Ill be damned.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
 
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However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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Wiesman44

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XSilverStarboyX said:
Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
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i think u need to relax. This is only a JOKE
 
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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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Totally agree. Best ass I have ever seen. Period.
 
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pooparu

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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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LMAO you just made my ****ing day lmao.


But not potatoo chips, dairy queen ice cream.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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