"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would you let Jessica Alba....

Would you let Jessica Alba take a dump on your chest ? (she's completely naked)

  • Yes, its my only chance at ever seeing her naked

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • Hell no ! nobody takes dumps on my chest except for the occasional midget

    Votes: 22 78.6%

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Wiesman44

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I would. You get to see her naked, and there might be a possibly of boning her if your game is strong :moon:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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SELF-MASTERY

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C. NO, I am not an AFC, and I do not overvalue hoes.
 

Le Parisien

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Sir, you got a lot of imagination.

Are you sure you are not into scato stuff? Because it sounds like you would enjoy both: her being naked, and her taking a dump on you.

Anyway I voted "no" without hesitation.:cool:
 

DogFashionDisco

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someone's been watching Not Another Teen Movie a few to many times...


I sure as hell would. :up:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Slevin

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I don't care who the woman is. If I see any chick drop a coiler, she becomes about as attractive as the mess she made.
 

SexinEar

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If I get to fu.k her after then yes its worth it. Otherwise....fu.k no.
 

oakraiderz2

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Why would you degrade yourself by letting a female sh*t on you? Ill be damned.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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XSilverStarboyX

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Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
 

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However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

A-Unit
 

Wiesman44

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XSilverStarboyX said:
Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is

i think u need to relax. This is only a JOKE
 

Brian20o2

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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

A-Unit
Totally agree. Best ass I have ever seen. Period.
 

pooparu

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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

A-Unit
LMAO you just made my ****ing day lmao.


But not potatoo chips, dairy queen ice cream.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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