"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you let Jessica Alba....

Would you let Jessica Alba take a dump on your chest ? (she's completely naked)

  • Yes, its my only chance at ever seeing her naked

    Votes: 6 21.4%

  • Hell no ! nobody takes dumps on my chest except for the occasional midget

    Votes: 22 78.6%
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Wiesman44

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I would. You get to see her naked, and there might be a possibly of boning her if your game is strong :moon:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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C. NO, I am not an AFC, and I do not overvalue hoes.
 
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Le Parisien

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Sir, you got a lot of imagination.

Are you sure you are not into scato stuff? Because it sounds like you would enjoy both: her being naked, and her taking a dump on you.

Anyway I voted "no" without hesitation.:cool:
 
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someone's been watching Not Another Teen Movie a few to many times...


I sure as hell would. :up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't care who the woman is. If I see any chick drop a coiler, she becomes about as attractive as the mess she made.
 
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SexinEar

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If I get to fu.k her after then yes its worth it. Otherwise....fu.k no.
 
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Why would you degrade yourself by letting a female sh*t on you? Ill be damned.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
 
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However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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Wiesman44

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XSilverStarboyX said:
Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
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i think u need to relax. This is only a JOKE
 
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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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Totally agree. Best ass I have ever seen. Period.
 
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pooparu

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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

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LMAO you just made my ****ing day lmao.


But not potatoo chips, dairy queen ice cream.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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