"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would you eat a fat person?

Call_Me_Daddy

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If you were starving on a deserted island somewhere with a coleague who happened to be overweight. What would you do? Note: You don't really know the coleague. You don't like or dislike them. Just meh.

Let's say that there is rescue coming in a few weeks. You have fresh water nearby so dehydrating is not a problem. However, there is no food. Your fat friend can last for weeks off the deposits on the body. However, you're pretty skinny and you have less time.

What would you do?


BTW. Yes there is some "food" on this supposed island, but not enough to last until help arrives.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bonhomme

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I'd certainly prefer the well-marbled meat of a fat person over someone who is skinnier.

What the hell kind of thread is this?!?!?!
 

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I nominate this thread for the most random thread created in March. LOL!
 

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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if I were on an island with just a couple of other people, I'd find a way to kill them so they can't kill me...much safer :)

plus...hell yeah I'd eat him - I'd be roasting my island-mates before I even got hungry!
 

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I would feed him even more and once he gets big enough I´d kill him and make some sort of raft out of him and escape from the island.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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So you are baiting us to say yes? is that what you want, you little cannibal?

Well let' see, I am normal, and going to be hungry.... now how hungry do you think the fatty over there is going to be missing his enormous meals he is used to?!!
 

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
No. Not eonugh fish to last you until help arrives.

You're going to starve. What do you do?
Gee, I didn't know the ocean could run out of fish :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oxide

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but it can never run out of his desire to eat a fatty..
 

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howardalex said:
plus...hell yeah I'd eat him - I'd be roasting my island-mates before I even got hungry!
:crackup: :rockon:

lmao!

gotta look out for number 1, right? ;)
 

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THE_ADDMAN said:
:crackup: :rockon:

lmao!

gotta look out for number 1, right? ;)
absolutely man, eat those mother ****ers with some farva beans and a nice kiante ;)
 

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I'd eat him, I would wait as long as possible, but I wouldn't be hanging around him. Sleep up in a tree where his fat a** can't drop a big rock on my head.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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