Would you eat a fat person?

[Call_Me_Daddy]

If you were starving on a deserted island somewhere with a coleague who happened to be overweight. What would you do? Note: You don't really know the coleague. You don't like or dislike them. Just meh.

Let's say that there is rescue coming in a few weeks. You have fresh water nearby so dehydrating is not a problem. However, there is no food. Your fat friend can last for weeks off the deposits on the body. However, you're pretty skinny and you have less time.

What would you do?


BTW. Yes there is some "food" on this supposed island, but not enough to last until help arrives.

 

[Shiftkey]

No. I would fish.

 

[Bonhomme]

I'd certainly prefer the well-marbled meat of a fat person over someone who is skinnier.

What the hell kind of thread is this?!?!?!

 

[ValleyDJing]

I nominate this thread for the most random thread created in March. LOL!

 

[djbr]

What the hell kind of thread is this?!?!?!

LOL

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

No. I would fish.

No. Not eonugh fish to last you until help arrives.

You're going to starve. What do you do?

 

[howardalex]

if I were on an island with just a couple of other people, I'd find a way to kill them so they can't kill me...much safer

plus...hell yeah I'd eat him - I'd be roasting my island-mates before I even got hungry!

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

I'd eat him too. But I would wait as long as possible for help to arrive.

 

[ChrizZ]

I would feed him even more and once he gets big enough I´d kill him and make some sort of raft out of him and escape from the island.

 

[6-heads lewis]

do i have barbecue sauce?

 

[DJDamage]

He will probably eat you before you even think about eating him.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

do i have barbecue sauce?

Yeah, sure why not?

 

[howardalex]

He will probably eat you before you even think about eating him.

thus my policy of eat him first

 

[Oxide]

So you are baiting us to say yes? is that what you want, you little cannibal?

Well let' see, I am normal, and going to be hungry.... now how hungry do you think the fatty over there is going to be missing his enormous meals he is used to?!!

 

[Shiftkey]

No. Not eonugh fish to last you until help arrives.

You're going to starve. What do you do?

Gee, I didn't know the ocean could run out of fish

 

[Oxide]

but it can never run out of his desire to eat a fatty..

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

plus...hell yeah I'd eat him - I'd be roasting my island-mates before I even got hungry!

:crackup: :rockon:

lmao!

gotta look out for number 1, right?

 

[howardalex]

:crackup: :rockon:

lmao!

gotta look out for number 1, right?

absolutely man, eat those mother ****ers with some farva beans and a nice kiante

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Gee, I didn't know the ocean could run out of fish

You're stuck on an island. Not in the middle of the ocean.

How are you going to get to the deeper water where all the fish hang out?

 

[John_Galt]

I'd eat him, I would wait as long as possible, but I wouldn't be hanging around him. Sleep up in a tree where his fat a** can't drop a big rock on my head.