"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you eat a fat person?

Call_Me_Daddy

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If you were starving on a deserted island somewhere with a coleague who happened to be overweight. What would you do? Note: You don't really know the coleague. You don't like or dislike them. Just meh.

Let's say that there is rescue coming in a few weeks. You have fresh water nearby so dehydrating is not a problem. However, there is no food. Your fat friend can last for weeks off the deposits on the body. However, you're pretty skinny and you have less time.

What would you do?


BTW. Yes there is some "food" on this supposed island, but not enough to last until help arrives.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'd certainly prefer the well-marbled meat of a fat person over someone who is skinnier.

What the hell kind of thread is this?!?!?!
 

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I nominate this thread for the most random thread created in March. LOL!
 

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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if I were on an island with just a couple of other people, I'd find a way to kill them so they can't kill me...much safer :)

plus...hell yeah I'd eat him - I'd be roasting my island-mates before I even got hungry!
 

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I would feed him even more and once he gets big enough I´d kill him and make some sort of raft out of him and escape from the island.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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So you are baiting us to say yes? is that what you want, you little cannibal?

Well let' see, I am normal, and going to be hungry.... now how hungry do you think the fatty over there is going to be missing his enormous meals he is used to?!!
 

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
No. Not eonugh fish to last you until help arrives.

You're going to starve. What do you do?
Gee, I didn't know the ocean could run out of fish :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Oxide

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but it can never run out of his desire to eat a fatty..
 

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howardalex said:
plus...hell yeah I'd eat him - I'd be roasting my island-mates before I even got hungry!
:crackup: :rockon:

lmao!

gotta look out for number 1, right? ;)
 

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THE_ADDMAN said:
:crackup: :rockon:

lmao!

gotta look out for number 1, right? ;)
absolutely man, eat those mother ****ers with some farva beans and a nice kiante ;)
 

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I'd eat him, I would wait as long as possible, but I wouldn't be hanging around him. Sleep up in a tree where his fat a** can't drop a big rock on my head.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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