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Mike32ct

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1. "It doesn't matter if you had a bad night and failed to get it up (due to nervousness/whiskey dik, etc.). As long as you're good with your fingers and tongue, she will keep coming back for more."

<ONE bad performance and you WILL be ghosted. It's ALL about the D.>

2. "Just take a dance class."

<Five years of dance classes came with a five year dry spell.>

3. "You need to be more 'rough around the edges'"

<Too vague to be useful.>

4. "Women like bad boys because they feel sorry for guys with issues."

<Don't know where to begin with that one lol>

5. "It happens when you least expect it."

<See comment #4>

6. "The best relationships are when you start out as friends."

<Start out in friendzone lol?>

7. "You need to be persistent. My wife ignored me and told me to F-off for the first 17 years, but finally gave in and agreed to go on a date with me. Now we have four kids."

<See comment #4>

8. "You're not a bad looking guy."

<See comment #4>

9. "It's all about your shoes."

<Sorry guys. Never noticed a difference with women from ratty sneakers to $300 dress shoes.>
 
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Agreed. But I do find it curious that women never mention or advise a guy to learn/improve their "game." They know that much.
Women never give the advice to improve because they themselves don’t work to improve. Ever notice men are the only ones saying improve yourself?
 

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Women never give the advice to improve because they themselves don’t work to improve. Ever notice men are the only ones saying improve yourself?
True. I don't think "improvement" exists in women's frame. They believe that a guy already has it or he doesn't.
 

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Fvck her first, figure things out later.
Listen, if she’s pulling the “I don’t date anyone until I know them as friends first” card, either A) make her prove it (she will scoff at this because she knows she can’t) or B) recognize you’re about to jump through never ending hoops to get sex you could get somewhere else much easier. Hard lesson I learned.
 

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Listen, if she’s pulling the “I don’t date anyone until I know them as friends first” card, either A) make her prove it (she will scoff at this because she knows she can’t) or B) recognize you’re about to jump through never ending hoops to get sex you could get somewhere else much easier. Hard lesson I learned.
Or jump thru hoops while some body else who doesn't want her is tagging it.
 
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