"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Worst chat-up line ever?!?

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OK, so I'm bored out of my tiny little mind here at work. There is nothing remotely inspiring happening, so to cheer myself (and hopefully others) up I have a question to pose.

What is the worst chat-up line of all time?!?

Doesn't necessarily have to be one you have used (although I guess you could get extra points for that), but just the most cringe-making jaw-droppingly bad chat-up line you can think of.

Here is mine to start things rolling (and no, I haven't tried it yet!)

Approach a group of girls, and say 'Hey girls, there's a party in my pants and your all invited!!' (complete with cheesy grin and two thumbs up)

Anyone beat that?!

:cheer:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I actually said in 8th grade

Me: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Her: "No"
Me: "Want one?"

I mumbled it so it was probably inaudible to her but damn was I sweating like a beast. I probably masturbated like a fiend after that rejection.
 
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"Nice shoes, wanna f.uck?"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The Juan and only

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If you can fvck 1/2 as good as your mother then just jump on top honey.
 
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"who lies more?"

"hi!!!!!!!!!!!! whats your opinion on...."
 
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"How many people have you slept with?"

That's akin to looking a gift horse in the mouth. Guys, you will never like the answer. Ever. Even if it's zero.
 
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Shezz said:
Use this in an Ultra ****y tone:

Shezz: Hey girls, can you catch?
HBs: Why?

(Self Point to Genitals)

Shezz: Because theres two ballz coming your way...:crackup:

Sarge On...
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lmao

just pull a Glen Quagmire

Female UPS: *knocks on door* Package! Package for a Mr. Glen Quagmire
Glen Quagmire: *answers door in a bathrobe* oh... excuse me for a second *walks away*
Glen Quagmire: *comes back naked* I got a package for you too! *thrust* alllllriiiight!
Female UPS runs away
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Shezz said:
Use this in an Ultra ****y tone:

Shezz: Hey girls, can you catch?
HBs: Why?

(Self Point to Genitals)

Shezz: Because theres two ballz coming your way...:crackup:

Sarge On...
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LOLOL I've used that before and it worked! girls dig comedy :)
 
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Me: U hungry
She: yeah
Me: I got some crabs I can share with you
 
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Hungry?
How about a penis butter and jelly sandwich?
 
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