"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Worst chat-up line ever?!?

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James Bondage

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OK, so I'm bored out of my tiny little mind here at work. There is nothing remotely inspiring happening, so to cheer myself (and hopefully others) up I have a question to pose.

What is the worst chat-up line of all time?!?

Doesn't necessarily have to be one you have used (although I guess you could get extra points for that), but just the most cringe-making jaw-droppingly bad chat-up line you can think of.

Here is mine to start things rolling (and no, I haven't tried it yet!)

Approach a group of girls, and say 'Hey girls, there's a party in my pants and your all invited!!' (complete with cheesy grin and two thumbs up)

Anyone beat that?!

:cheer:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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WhitePimp

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I actually said in 8th grade

Me: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Her: "No"
Me: "Want one?"

I mumbled it so it was probably inaudible to her but damn was I sweating like a beast. I probably masturbated like a fiend after that rejection.
 
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L777

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"Nice shoes, wanna f.uck?"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Juan and only

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If you can fvck 1/2 as good as your mother then just jump on top honey.
 
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Soprano

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"who lies more?"

"hi!!!!!!!!!!!! whats your opinion on...."
 
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ShizamDaMan

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"How many people have you slept with?"

That's akin to looking a gift horse in the mouth. Guys, you will never like the answer. Ever. Even if it's zero.
 
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THE_ADDMAN

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Shezz said:
Use this in an Ultra ****y tone:

Shezz: Hey girls, can you catch?
HBs: Why?

(Self Point to Genitals)

Shezz: Because theres two ballz coming your way...:crackup:

Sarge On...
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lmao

just pull a Glen Quagmire

Female UPS: *knocks on door* Package! Package for a Mr. Glen Quagmire
Glen Quagmire: *answers door in a bathrobe* oh... excuse me for a second *walks away*
Glen Quagmire: *comes back naked* I got a package for you too! *thrust* alllllriiiight!
Female UPS runs away
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Enjin 7

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Shezz said:
Use this in an Ultra ****y tone:

Shezz: Hey girls, can you catch?
HBs: Why?

(Self Point to Genitals)

Shezz: Because theres two ballz coming your way...:crackup:

Sarge On...
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LOLOL I've used that before and it worked! girls dig comedy :)
 
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Me: U hungry
She: yeah
Me: I got some crabs I can share with you
 
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LongDrinkofWater

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Hungry?
How about a penis butter and jelly sandwich?
 
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