"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Women smell nice to us; do we smell nice to them?
- Thread starter Vitanoid
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
I've very very rarely worn cologne over the past year. Just shower and deodorant. The three girls over this period have loved my scent and told me so. Also when ever they've been around me after i come from gym they always come and hug on me.kingsam said:
My ex sent me a text one day. something along the lines of "I totally smell like your stink, and its SOOOO good!"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
I use a mixture of expensive & cheap cologne... 1) davidoff's Cool Water, and 2) Bod, in the black bottle... $7 from wallmart. they love it.
I will even put some on my upper lip and cheecks so when they lean in to chat with me, they smell it.
HariPoter13
Senior Don Juan
At first i was "troll", but on second thoughts it made sense. When i sweat my groin has a very characteristic smell that somewhat differs from the normal smell of sweat.kyokon said:
I also remember a guy from high school who always smelled sweaty but for some reason i couldnt comprehend the girls liked him. At some point he stopped stinking (i guess he started taking showers regularly) and about that time he lost all the girl attention he was getting.
P.S. I did a post history on you kyokon and i must say your posts are quite solid. Keep it up!
lorekeeper
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Honestly, probably my only plus at this point.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I am sure that before cloths and proper hygiene came into affect that the odors from our bodies and crotches was a big factor in attracting a mate as opposed to today.