I hope this was sarcasm
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Women have found a new way to exploit gullible men.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
logicallefty
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Strippers don't get child support and other financial settlements. ?? I dunno, just a guess. lol
marmel75
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That is gay as fvck...
Freudian slip? Bruuuuce!
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it kind of sounds like she rejected him so harshly that she literally made a joke when he asked, but the dude is about as smart as forrest gump so he took it literally and she thought he was messing around at first until the free food showed up then she went along for the free food
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
strippers are usually pretty hot
True but online dating you still met a human in the end and it could still lead to either another date oe sechs. Remote dating is a beta sucker being strung along by an uninterested girl who is using him either to pay for her groceries or using him for entertainment. No chance for sechs.
I guarantee any girl who gets a guy to agree to a remote date is laughing her butt off at him for being a sucker
foreverAFC
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i would rather spend my time and money on escorts, strip clubs that are prostitution fronts, or full release massages ...........not that i do that very often, but why would any guy even bother with this other nonsense
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
This just blew my mind. That was the most cringe thing I've ever heard of. But just when I thought it was bad enough, I read this:
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I'm just going to smash my head into the desk a thousand times now.......
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I only make $165. I date beautiful women. Some are strippers because once you become a master seducer they are easy pickings for a man on the road.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.