I hope this was sarcasm
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Women have found a new way to exploit gullible men.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
logicallefty
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Strippers don't get child support and other financial settlements. ?? I dunno, just a guess. lol
marmel75
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That is gay as fvck...
Freudian slip? Bruuuuce!
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it kind of sounds like she rejected him so harshly that she literally made a joke when he asked, but the dude is about as smart as forrest gump so he took it literally and she thought he was messing around at first until the free food showed up then she went along for the free food
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
strippers are usually pretty hot
True but online dating you still met a human in the end and it could still lead to either another date oe sechs. Remote dating is a beta sucker being strung along by an uninterested girl who is using him either to pay for her groceries or using him for entertainment. No chance for sechs.
I guarantee any girl who gets a guy to agree to a remote date is laughing her butt off at him for being a sucker
foreverAFC
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i would rather spend my time and money on escorts, strip clubs that are prostitution fronts, or full release massages ...........not that i do that very often, but why would any guy even bother with this other nonsense
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
This just blew my mind. That was the most cringe thing I've ever heard of. But just when I thought it was bad enough, I read this:
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I'm just going to smash my head into the desk a thousand times now.......
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I only make $165. I date beautiful women. Some are strippers because once you become a master seducer they are easy pickings for a man on the road.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.