I hope this was sarcasm
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Women have found a new way to exploit gullible men.
- Thread starter El Payaso
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
logicallefty
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Strippers don't get child support and other financial settlements. ?? I dunno, just a guess. lol
marmel75
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That is gay as fvck...
Freudian slip? Bruuuuce!
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it kind of sounds like she rejected him so harshly that she literally made a joke when he asked, but the dude is about as smart as forrest gump so he took it literally and she thought he was messing around at first until the free food showed up then she went along for the free food
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
strippers are usually pretty hot
True but online dating you still met a human in the end and it could still lead to either another date oe sechs. Remote dating is a beta sucker being strung along by an uninterested girl who is using him either to pay for her groceries or using him for entertainment. No chance for sechs.
I guarantee any girl who gets a guy to agree to a remote date is laughing her butt off at him for being a sucker
foreverAFC
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i would rather spend my time and money on escorts, strip clubs that are prostitution fronts, or full release massages ...........not that i do that very often, but why would any guy even bother with this other nonsense
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
This just blew my mind. That was the most cringe thing I've ever heard of. But just when I thought it was bad enough, I read this:
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I'm just going to smash my head into the desk a thousand times now.......
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I only make $165. I date beautiful women. Some are strippers because once you become a master seducer they are easy pickings for a man on the road.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.