Ridingthelightning
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Would you bang a chick you knew had an STD? Yes, condom included.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
>_<The Decay of Meaning said:Sexually transmitted diseases
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
True sayDonGorgon said:everyone says no.. but males desperation causes all types of stuff to happen..lol
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
More like horniness. Anyone here who says they wouldn't bang Megan Fox/Marissa Miller/Alessandra Ambrosio etc. with a condom on after a few drinks and dancing at the club if they knew she had gonorrhea or herpes is either deluding themselves or VERY strong willed.DonGorgon said:everyone says no.. but males desperation causes all types of stuff to happen..lol
If everybody thought like that, you prob woulda never been born!Kerpal said:I would if gonorrhea, but not herpes. Gonorrhea is easily curable, herpes is incurable and condoms don't prevent herpes.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Megan Fox is covered in stupid looking tattoos now. I'm not sure I'd have sex with her now even without STDs.Just a Shot Away said:More like horniness. Anyone here who says they wouldn't bang Megan Fox/Marissa Miller/Alessandra Ambrosio etc. with a condom on after a few drinks and dancing at the club if they knew she had gonorrhea or herpes is either deluding themselves or VERY strong willed.
Be real man. You can honestly say that you're unsure if you would bang this broad because she has some dumbass's name above her crotch? Tattoos don't show up too well in the dark.Nexus Polaris said:Megan Fox is covered in stupid looking tattoos now. I'm not sure I'd have sex with her now even without STDs.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.