As an Israeli of African descent it does not matter how hyped up or energetic I am the moments before sex. Even if I am very attracted to the girl I feel drowsy as hell during the actual act as if I could just go to sleep right on top of them. I do not understand this. Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide. It's a true testement. Though often I find it weary.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Why do I always get really drowsy during sex
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MikeOck
Don Juan
As an American of European descent, I suggest you consult a medical professional when you have questions of a medical nature.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Perhaps you might want to purchase a more costly blowup doll that doesn't require having to be reinflated by mouth? Possibly of the auto inflate descent? Or it could be due to the act of you having to chase your terrified prey for a few blocks then capture her before your actual fornication attempts?Toast123 said:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
as an Englishman of irish descent, i urge you to just accept the drowziness, and drop off to sleep on top of whichever boring warpig you are banging at the time. I daresay she'll soon buck, and you can wake up,hold on tight and have the ride of your life... this also works if - instead of falling asleep - you call out your sisters name, mothers name,Her sister/mothers name... or just about any other name. Best ride would probably be to call out a mans name.... nohomo!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Fly By Night
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"Please consult your doctor to see if your heart is healthy enough for sex."
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Love's Orphan
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As a cuban of russian and polish descent, i find this **** hilarious.
backseatjuan
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I know!!! I know!!! Making love with a goat is tiering!!!
GotED?
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Fly By Night said:
Someone mentioned Viagra??.... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
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As a Cuban of Irish/Spanish descent I don't even know why being a bad lay has anything at all to do with anyone's descent...
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
As an Australian of Lebanese descent, I find myself getting really drowsy about 10 seconds after I finish unloading an almighty wad of jizz on a woman's t1ts.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
