As an Israeli of African descent it does not matter how hyped up or energetic I am the moments before sex. Even if I am very attracted to the girl I feel drowsy as hell during the actual act as if I could just go to sleep right on top of them. I do not understand this. Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide. It's a true testement. Though often I find it weary.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Why do I always get really drowsy during sex
- Thread starter Toast123
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
MikeOck
Don Juan
As an American of European descent, I suggest you consult a medical professional when you have questions of a medical nature.
Naughty Ninja
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Perhaps you might want to purchase a more costly blowup doll that doesn't require having to be reinflated by mouth? Possibly of the auto inflate descent? Or it could be due to the act of you having to chase your terrified prey for a few blocks then capture her before your actual fornication attempts?Toast123 said:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
as an Englishman of irish descent, i urge you to just accept the drowziness, and drop off to sleep on top of whichever boring warpig you are banging at the time. I daresay she'll soon buck, and you can wake up,hold on tight and have the ride of your life... this also works if - instead of falling asleep - you call out your sisters name, mothers name,Her sister/mothers name... or just about any other name. Best ride would probably be to call out a mans name.... nohomo!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Fly By Night
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"Please consult your doctor to see if your heart is healthy enough for sex."
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Love's Orphan
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As a cuban of russian and polish descent, i find this **** hilarious.
backseatjuan
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I know!!! I know!!! Making love with a goat is tiering!!!
GotED?
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Fly By Night said:
Someone mentioned Viagra??.... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
SgtSplacker
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As a Cuban of Irish/Spanish descent I don't even know why being a bad lay has anything at all to do with anyone's descent...
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
As an Australian of Lebanese descent, I find myself getting really drowsy about 10 seconds after I finish unloading an almighty wad of jizz on a woman's t1ts.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
