As an Israeli of African descent it does not matter how hyped up or energetic I am the moments before sex. Even if I am very attracted to the girl I feel drowsy as hell during the actual act as if I could just go to sleep right on top of them. I do not understand this. Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide. It's a true testement. Though often I find it weary.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why do I always get really drowsy during sex
- Thread starter Toast123
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
MikeOck
Don Juan
As an American of European descent, I suggest you consult a medical professional when you have questions of a medical nature.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Perhaps you might want to purchase a more costly blowup doll that doesn't require having to be reinflated by mouth? Possibly of the auto inflate descent? Or it could be due to the act of you having to chase your terrified prey for a few blocks then capture her before your actual fornication attempts?Toast123 said:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
as an Englishman of irish descent, i urge you to just accept the drowziness, and drop off to sleep on top of whichever boring warpig you are banging at the time. I daresay she'll soon buck, and you can wake up,hold on tight and have the ride of your life... this also works if - instead of falling asleep - you call out your sisters name, mothers name,Her sister/mothers name... or just about any other name. Best ride would probably be to call out a mans name.... nohomo!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Fly By Night
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"Please consult your doctor to see if your heart is healthy enough for sex."
-Viagra commercials
-Viagra commercials
Love's Orphan
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As a cuban of russian and polish descent, i find this **** hilarious.
backseatjuan
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I know!!! I know!!! Making love with a goat is tiering!!!
GotED?
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Fly By Night said:
Someone mentioned Viagra??.... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
SgtSplacker
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As a Cuban of Irish/Spanish descent I don't even know why being a bad lay has anything at all to do with anyone's descent...
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
As an Australian of Lebanese descent, I find myself getting really drowsy about 10 seconds after I finish unloading an almighty wad of jizz on a woman's t1ts.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
