As an Israeli of African descent it does not matter how hyped up or energetic I am the moments before sex. Even if I am very attracted to the girl I feel drowsy as hell during the actual act as if I could just go to sleep right on top of them. I do not understand this. Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide. It's a true testement. Though often I find it weary.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why do I always get really drowsy during sex
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
MikeOck
Don Juan
As an American of European descent, I suggest you consult a medical professional when you have questions of a medical nature.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Perhaps you might want to purchase a more costly blowup doll that doesn't require having to be reinflated by mouth? Possibly of the auto inflate descent? Or it could be due to the act of you having to chase your terrified prey for a few blocks then capture her before your actual fornication attempts?Toast123 said:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
as an Englishman of irish descent, i urge you to just accept the drowziness, and drop off to sleep on top of whichever boring warpig you are banging at the time. I daresay she'll soon buck, and you can wake up,hold on tight and have the ride of your life... this also works if - instead of falling asleep - you call out your sisters name, mothers name,Her sister/mothers name... or just about any other name. Best ride would probably be to call out a mans name.... nohomo!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Fly By Night
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"Please consult your doctor to see if your heart is healthy enough for sex."
-Viagra commercials
-Viagra commercials
Love's Orphan
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As a cuban of russian and polish descent, i find this **** hilarious.
backseatjuan
Banned
I know!!! I know!!! Making love with a goat is tiering!!!
GotED?
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Fly By Night said:
Someone mentioned Viagra??.... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
SgtSplacker
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As a Cuban of Irish/Spanish descent I don't even know why being a bad lay has anything at all to do with anyone's descent...
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
As an Australian of Lebanese descent, I find myself getting really drowsy about 10 seconds after I finish unloading an almighty wad of jizz on a woman's t1ts.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
