Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Why do I always get really drowsy during sex

Toast123

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As an Israeli of African descent it does not matter how hyped up or energetic I am the moments before sex. Even if I am very attracted to the girl I feel drowsy as hell during the actual act as if I could just go to sleep right on top of them. I do not understand this. Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide. It's a true testement. Though often I find it weary.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MikeOck

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As an American of European descent, I suggest you consult a medical professional when you have questions of a medical nature.
 

Chamber36

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You damn troll
 

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Toast123 said:
As an Israeli of African descent it does not
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matter how hyped up or energetic I am the moments before sex. Even if I am very attracted to the girl I feel drowsy as hell during the actual act as if I could just go to sleep right on top of them. I do not understand this. Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide. It's a true testement. Though often I find it weary.
Perhaps you might want to purchase a more costly blowup doll that doesn't require having to be reinflated by mouth? Possibly of the auto inflate descent? Or it could be due to the act of you having to chase your terrified prey for a few blocks then capture her before your actual fornication attempts?
 

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as an Englishman of irish descent, i urge you to just accept the drowziness, and drop off to sleep on top of whichever boring warpig you are banging at the time. I daresay she'll soon buck, and you can wake up,hold on tight and have the ride of your life... this also works if - instead of falling asleep - you call out your sisters name, mothers name,Her sister/mothers name... or just about any other name. Best ride would probably be to call out a mans name.... nohomo!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Love's Orphan

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As a cuban of russian and polish descent, i find this **** hilarious.
 

SgtSplacker

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As a Cuban of Irish/Spanish descent I don't even know why being a bad lay has anything at all to do with anyone's descent...

And what does this even mean?
"Often I even compromise, which turns my distance inside and then forces another which you just can not decide"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Greasy Pig

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As an Australian of Lebanese descent, I find myself getting really drowsy about 10 seconds after I finish unloading an almighty wad of jizz on a woman's t1ts.
I also find myself looking for excuses to GTFO almost immediately and also to never speak to them again.
 

Blackmm

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As a Communist of conservative descent....awww fucc it!!
 

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As a Chicagoan of Nigerian descent, what do you expect us to do about it?
 
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