"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who is this girl??? (NSFW)

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Stoya I think. Maybe not, no piercings.
 

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You may want to visit Freeones. They have a forum made especially for your very question (and the website is clean).
 

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Whoever it is, looks like her arsehole has been pounded one time too many.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Cr1msonKing said:
Can't help but say HAWT.

I love pale girls.
I kinda dig when chics are pale like that and have naturally raven dark hair. It's like a hot goth chic look, without the absurdities that come along with an actual goth chic.
 

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You guys are fvcking trippin'! That butthole is perfectly normal sized. She's just spreading her cheeks. She's not exactly my type, but I LOVE the position she's in right there.
 

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I love women with gothic undertones. It drives me crazy.
 

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that chicks A hole looks like its been stretched like a piece of clothing that wont go back into its normal shape hahaha
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Stoya! That's it!!! Thank god....
Yeah, she's just so darn SEXY with her pale skin and dark hair....dammit. That pic might be photo shopped, but if you check out her videos, her skin really is damn near perfect.
Wasn't sure if sosuave was the right place for my question, but in retrospect, I can't really think of a better place to ask for porn advice, lol.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
You'd love Stoya.
Oh, we're tight.

I'm really not serious when I say this, but I wonder if goth chicks are more "DJ" material than "AFC". I know everybody has different tastes and may disagree, but I mean there is a more pronounced latent element of aggression.
 

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I honestly don't care either way as far as attraction goes. I appreciate Stoya's body, and definition, but I'm kind of indifferent about the goth thing.

I doubt it's an aggressive undertone, but the goth atmosphere makes them more unapproachable and remote, and they know this.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Not necessarily into the whole pale skin goth thing, but I love freaky chicks.

I'm also not crazy about tatts on women, but sometimes it comes with the territory, and as long as she is FEMININE (that's the important thing) I'm all about it.

There's a hair stylist that works next door to me that I bump into at work and downtown from time to time that is HAWT. Dark hair with color streaks, funky style.....LOVE IT. Too bad the neighborhood rooster (the straight guy who works at the salon) is poking that or I would be all over it. Oh well, they cycle through about one a week....there will be more.....
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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