"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Stoya I think. Maybe not, no piercings.
 

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You may want to visit Freeones. They have a forum made especially for your very question (and the website is clean).
 

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Whoever it is, looks like her arsehole has been pounded one time too many.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Cr1msonKing said:
Can't help but say HAWT.

I love pale girls.
I kinda dig when chics are pale like that and have naturally raven dark hair. It's like a hot goth chic look, without the absurdities that come along with an actual goth chic.
 

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You guys are fvcking trippin'! That butthole is perfectly normal sized. She's just spreading her cheeks. She's not exactly my type, but I LOVE the position she's in right there.
 

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I love women with gothic undertones. It drives me crazy.
 

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that chicks A hole looks like its been stretched like a piece of clothing that wont go back into its normal shape hahaha
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Stoya! That's it!!! Thank god....
Yeah, she's just so darn SEXY with her pale skin and dark hair....dammit. That pic might be photo shopped, but if you check out her videos, her skin really is damn near perfect.
Wasn't sure if sosuave was the right place for my question, but in retrospect, I can't really think of a better place to ask for porn advice, lol.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
You'd love Stoya.
Oh, we're tight.

I'm really not serious when I say this, but I wonder if goth chicks are more "DJ" material than "AFC". I know everybody has different tastes and may disagree, but I mean there is a more pronounced latent element of aggression.
 

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I honestly don't care either way as far as attraction goes. I appreciate Stoya's body, and definition, but I'm kind of indifferent about the goth thing.

I doubt it's an aggressive undertone, but the goth atmosphere makes them more unapproachable and remote, and they know this.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Not necessarily into the whole pale skin goth thing, but I love freaky chicks.

I'm also not crazy about tatts on women, but sometimes it comes with the territory, and as long as she is FEMININE (that's the important thing) I'm all about it.

There's a hair stylist that works next door to me that I bump into at work and downtown from time to time that is HAWT. Dark hair with color streaks, funky style.....LOVE IT. Too bad the neighborhood rooster (the straight guy who works at the salon) is poking that or I would be all over it. Oh well, they cycle through about one a week....there will be more.....
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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