Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Who is this girl??? (NSFW)

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stoya I think. Maybe not, no piercings.
 

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You may want to visit Freeones. They have a forum made especially for your very question (and the website is clean).
 

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Whoever it is, looks like her arsehole has been pounded one time too many.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Cr1msonKing said:
Can't help but say HAWT.

I love pale girls.
I kinda dig when chics are pale like that and have naturally raven dark hair. It's like a hot goth chic look, without the absurdities that come along with an actual goth chic.
 

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You guys are fvcking trippin'! That butthole is perfectly normal sized. She's just spreading her cheeks. She's not exactly my type, but I LOVE the position she's in right there.
 

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I love women with gothic undertones. It drives me crazy.
 

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that chicks A hole looks like its been stretched like a piece of clothing that wont go back into its normal shape hahaha
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Stoya! That's it!!! Thank god....
Yeah, she's just so darn SEXY with her pale skin and dark hair....dammit. That pic might be photo shopped, but if you check out her videos, her skin really is damn near perfect.
Wasn't sure if sosuave was the right place for my question, but in retrospect, I can't really think of a better place to ask for porn advice, lol.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
You'd love Stoya.
Oh, we're tight.

I'm really not serious when I say this, but I wonder if goth chicks are more "DJ" material than "AFC". I know everybody has different tastes and may disagree, but I mean there is a more pronounced latent element of aggression.
 

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I honestly don't care either way as far as attraction goes. I appreciate Stoya's body, and definition, but I'm kind of indifferent about the goth thing.

I doubt it's an aggressive undertone, but the goth atmosphere makes them more unapproachable and remote, and they know this.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Not necessarily into the whole pale skin goth thing, but I love freaky chicks.

I'm also not crazy about tatts on women, but sometimes it comes with the territory, and as long as she is FEMININE (that's the important thing) I'm all about it.

There's a hair stylist that works next door to me that I bump into at work and downtown from time to time that is HAWT. Dark hair with color streaks, funky style.....LOVE IT. Too bad the neighborhood rooster (the straight guy who works at the salon) is poking that or I would be all over it. Oh well, they cycle through about one a week....there will be more.....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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