"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who is this girl??? (NSFW)

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Stoya I think. Maybe not, no piercings.
 

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You may want to visit Freeones. They have a forum made especially for your very question (and the website is clean).
 

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Whoever it is, looks like her arsehole has been pounded one time too many.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cr1msonKing said:
Can't help but say HAWT.

I love pale girls.
I kinda dig when chics are pale like that and have naturally raven dark hair. It's like a hot goth chic look, without the absurdities that come along with an actual goth chic.
 

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You guys are fvcking trippin'! That butthole is perfectly normal sized. She's just spreading her cheeks. She's not exactly my type, but I LOVE the position she's in right there.
 

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I love women with gothic undertones. It drives me crazy.
 

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that chicks A hole looks like its been stretched like a piece of clothing that wont go back into its normal shape hahaha
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Stoya! That's it!!! Thank god....
Yeah, she's just so darn SEXY with her pale skin and dark hair....dammit. That pic might be photo shopped, but if you check out her videos, her skin really is damn near perfect.
Wasn't sure if sosuave was the right place for my question, but in retrospect, I can't really think of a better place to ask for porn advice, lol.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
You'd love Stoya.
Oh, we're tight.

I'm really not serious when I say this, but I wonder if goth chicks are more "DJ" material than "AFC". I know everybody has different tastes and may disagree, but I mean there is a more pronounced latent element of aggression.
 

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I honestly don't care either way as far as attraction goes. I appreciate Stoya's body, and definition, but I'm kind of indifferent about the goth thing.

I doubt it's an aggressive undertone, but the goth atmosphere makes them more unapproachable and remote, and they know this.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Not necessarily into the whole pale skin goth thing, but I love freaky chicks.

I'm also not crazy about tatts on women, but sometimes it comes with the territory, and as long as she is FEMININE (that's the important thing) I'm all about it.

There's a hair stylist that works next door to me that I bump into at work and downtown from time to time that is HAWT. Dark hair with color streaks, funky style.....LOVE IT. Too bad the neighborhood rooster (the straight guy who works at the salon) is poking that or I would be all over it. Oh well, they cycle through about one a week....there will be more.....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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