"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Who is this girl??? (NSFW)

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Stoya I think. Maybe not, no piercings.
 

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You may want to visit Freeones. They have a forum made especially for your very question (and the website is clean).
 

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Whoever it is, looks like her arsehole has been pounded one time too many.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Cr1msonKing said:
Can't help but say HAWT.

I love pale girls.
I kinda dig when chics are pale like that and have naturally raven dark hair. It's like a hot goth chic look, without the absurdities that come along with an actual goth chic.
 

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You guys are fvcking trippin'! That butthole is perfectly normal sized. She's just spreading her cheeks. She's not exactly my type, but I LOVE the position she's in right there.
 

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I love women with gothic undertones. It drives me crazy.
 

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that chicks A hole looks like its been stretched like a piece of clothing that wont go back into its normal shape hahaha
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Stoya! That's it!!! Thank god....
Yeah, she's just so darn SEXY with her pale skin and dark hair....dammit. That pic might be photo shopped, but if you check out her videos, her skin really is damn near perfect.
Wasn't sure if sosuave was the right place for my question, but in retrospect, I can't really think of a better place to ask for porn advice, lol.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
You'd love Stoya.
Oh, we're tight.

I'm really not serious when I say this, but I wonder if goth chicks are more "DJ" material than "AFC". I know everybody has different tastes and may disagree, but I mean there is a more pronounced latent element of aggression.
 

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I honestly don't care either way as far as attraction goes. I appreciate Stoya's body, and definition, but I'm kind of indifferent about the goth thing.

I doubt it's an aggressive undertone, but the goth atmosphere makes them more unapproachable and remote, and they know this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not necessarily into the whole pale skin goth thing, but I love freaky chicks.

I'm also not crazy about tatts on women, but sometimes it comes with the territory, and as long as she is FEMININE (that's the important thing) I'm all about it.

There's a hair stylist that works next door to me that I bump into at work and downtown from time to time that is HAWT. Dark hair with color streaks, funky style.....LOVE IT. Too bad the neighborhood rooster (the straight guy who works at the salon) is poking that or I would be all over it. Oh well, they cycle through about one a week....there will be more.....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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