"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Which blonde stripper is better looking?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Ew. Neither.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Those are not only girls dude!
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
mroriginal2
Don Juan
HELL NO! EWWWWW!!
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belividere
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holy **** thats funny. After looking at #23 I've finally figured out what Pee Wee Herman has been up to.
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
mroriginal2
Don Juan
they look like men
stevera004
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Did anyone notice that 'Prostitution' was spelt, without fail, as 'Prostition'. Do the hookers write these things themsevles?
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
picard
Master Don Juan
hell no for both of them. :crackup:
Dimebag_Darrell
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****, dem hoes look like cash money fo da wallet
familyguyfan
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Those are both definitely guys.
Scoiland
Senior Don Juan
the googles, they do NOTHING
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
2 HB 1's
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Heheh,..
#23 is a man.
#23 is a man.
ShizamDaMan
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I hate fat chicks so.... kill myself?