"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Which blonde stripper is better looking?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Ew. Neither.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Those are not only girls dude!
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mroriginal2
Don Juan
HELL NO! EWWWWW!!
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belividere
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holy **** thats funny. After looking at #23 I've finally figured out what Pee Wee Herman has been up to.
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
mroriginal2
Don Juan
they look like men
stevera004
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Did anyone notice that 'Prostitution' was spelt, without fail, as 'Prostition'. Do the hookers write these things themsevles?
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
picard
Master Don Juan
hell no for both of them. :crackup:
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
****, dem hoes look like cash money fo da wallet
familyguyfan
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Those are both definitely guys.
Scoiland
Senior Don Juan
the googles, they do NOTHING
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
2 HB 1's
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Heheh,..
#23 is a man.
#23 is a man.
ShizamDaMan
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I hate fat chicks so.... kill myself?