"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Which blonde stripper is better looking?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Ew. Neither.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Those are not only girls dude!
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
mroriginal2
Don Juan
HELL NO! EWWWWW!!
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belividere
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holy **** thats funny. After looking at #23 I've finally figured out what Pee Wee Herman has been up to.
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
mroriginal2
Don Juan
they look like men
stevera004
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Did anyone notice that 'Prostitution' was spelt, without fail, as 'Prostition'. Do the hookers write these things themsevles?
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
picard
Master Don Juan
hell no for both of them. :crackup:
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
****, dem hoes look like cash money fo da wallet
familyguyfan
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Those are both definitely guys.
Scoiland
Senior Don Juan
the googles, they do NOTHING
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
2 HB 1's
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Heheh,..
#23 is a man.
#23 is a man.
ShizamDaMan
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I hate fat chicks so.... kill myself?