"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Which blonde stripper is better looking?
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Ew. Neither.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Those are not only girls dude!
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
mroriginal2
Don Juan
HELL NO! EWWWWW!!
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belividere
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holy **** thats funny. After looking at #23 I've finally figured out what Pee Wee Herman has been up to.
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
mroriginal2
Don Juan
they look like men
stevera004
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Did anyone notice that 'Prostitution' was spelt, without fail, as 'Prostition'. Do the hookers write these things themsevles?
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
picard
Master Don Juan
hell no for both of them. :crackup:
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
****, dem hoes look like cash money fo da wallet
familyguyfan
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Those are both definitely guys.
Scoiland
Senior Don Juan
the googles, they do NOTHING
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
2 HB 1's
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Heheh,..
#23 is a man.
#23 is a man.
ShizamDaMan
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I hate fat chicks so.... kill myself?