"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Which blonde stripper is better looking?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Ew. Neither.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Those are not only girls dude!
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
They've definitely got screwed up parents. Sorry to say, you've got to respect your parents, but damn, their parents damned those two "girls" to hell.
They've both got man bones. I'm sure they've got the two missing ribs, and a really big...
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
mroriginal2
Don Juan
HELL NO! EWWWWW!!
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belividere
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holy **** thats funny. After looking at #23 I've finally figured out what Pee Wee Herman has been up to.
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
check #10, arrested for lewdness at a bar called Bare Ass
mroriginal2
Don Juan
they look like men
stevera004
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Did anyone notice that 'Prostitution' was spelt, without fail, as 'Prostition'. Do the hookers write these things themsevles?
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
BTW: From a related series, I think this one is pretty hot.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip3.html
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
picard
Master Don Juan
hell no for both of them. :crackup:
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
****, dem hoes look like cash money fo da wallet
familyguyfan
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Those are both definitely guys.
Scoiland
Senior Don Juan
the googles, they do NOTHING
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
2 HB 1's
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Heheh,..
#23 is a man.
#23 is a man.
ShizamDaMan
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I hate fat chicks so.... kill myself?