DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I hear your true repressed feelings come out when you're drunk? What does it mean if someone is an ass to you when they're sober but start getting all nice to you once they're drunk..
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
When you're drunk
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
you just answered your own question.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
:yes:THE_ADDMAN said:
lol! one time I hella drunk dialed seriously every girl that I knew and....nevermind.
When I'm drunk and on my computer I tell all my ex girlfriends that I still love them...
I also sing my love for Dinamo...and the more caveman style Don Juan comes out from me. I dont even say a word to a girl before we kiss.
I also sing my love for Dinamo...and the more caveman style Don Juan comes out from me. I dont even say a word to a girl before we kiss.
insanity
Master Don Juan
rum is the devils poison to me. i turn into quite the demon. my woman has outlawed rum because i become quite the uncontollable freak of nature. even my parents avoid me like the plague. i now stick to beer.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
Alcohol. MY anti-DJ 
this is why I only limit my drinking to a light buzz. enough to loosen me up, but not enough to make me do stupid things.
1-2 drinks, with 1 drink every now and then for 'maintenance'
this is why I only limit my drinking to a light buzz. enough to loosen me up, but not enough to make me do stupid things.
1-2 drinks, with 1 drink every now and then for 'maintenance'
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I stay the same amount of effectiveness that I did beforehand, I just become the life of the party like usually.
Last time, I started break dancing to african drums and irish drinking songs. And fire dancing.
The other time, I ended up finding the girl that was interesting to me and made out with her.
Key is control of your own life.
comic_relief
Last time, I started break dancing to african drums and irish drinking songs. And fire dancing.
The other time, I ended up finding the girl that was interesting to me and made out with her.
Key is control of your own life.
comic_relief
mahon83050
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DJ_in_making said:
Amen, I truly believe that. When you are drunk, you lose your inhibitions and you are in a state of euphoria. Your true feelings come out, since that state of euphoria makes you hold nothing back.
This is why I believe Mel Gibson truly is an ANTI-SEMITE!!! His true feelings came out.....
Teflon_Mcgee
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Of course, phsycologists say otherwise.mahon83050 said:
Being drunk is not a truth serum. It simply lower your inhibitions.
Saying something while you drunk is in no way indicitave of your true feelings in every case.
Everybody, at one time or another, has said something that they don't really feel, simply because they were drunk.
P.S. IMO, Gibson probably is an anti-semite.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
diplomatic_lies
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I dont think alcohol is a "truth serum" either. More likely, it makes you more likely to say random things that pop into your head. Hell, I'll bet Hitler never hated jews or commies, he just got drunk at Octoberfest and thought it might be funny to kill them all, but by the time he sobered up 6 years later (it was a BIG party) it was too late to change his mind.
Drunk rules.
The problem with you guys is you're not actually any good at PU.
If you're good at PU. And BELIEVE your good at PU. You won't do stupid things like "I LOVE YOU!" because thats not who you are. You don't fight to keep that in when you're sober.
I do agree that a drunken man says what a sober man thinks. Absolutely.
Infact, I used to find myself thinking certain things during the week, and saying them to girls when I was drunk.
Now I control what I'm thinking during the week, and I say super smooth things when I'm drunk.
Try it.
three12.
The problem with you guys is you're not actually any good at PU.
If you're good at PU. And BELIEVE your good at PU. You won't do stupid things like "I LOVE YOU!" because thats not who you are. You don't fight to keep that in when you're sober.
I do agree that a drunken man says what a sober man thinks. Absolutely.
Infact, I used to find myself thinking certain things during the week, and saying them to girls when I was drunk.
Now I control what I'm thinking during the week, and I say super smooth things when I'm drunk.
Try it.
three12.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Truth serum my ass.
I'm not the same person when I'm drunk.
I'm not the same person when I'm drunk.
Same here. I have done and said things when Im drunk that I would NEVER do sober. Things that dont even come into my mind when I am sober. You just make up random stuff and blurt it out. I once tried to use a tennis ball as my license to get into a club, honestly beleiveing it was my license, lol. Is that my sober thoughts? Or drink driving numerous times, something that I am 100% against! And thats just the tip of the iceburg! Alcohol changes people, at least when they drink excessive amounts, as I am sure anyone who has done this on 50+ occassions could attest too.TyTe`EyEs said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Dude, I just about got sent home from work due to excessive laughter. That is the greatest thing I've ever heard.CLOONEY said:
When I black out from alcohol, I usually just curse people out and try to start fights.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
^^^hahaha! yeah. That tennis ball story was pretty good.
One time, I wanted to have sex with this one chick while I was drunk, but a couple of my friends (who were sober) decided to f.uck with me and they told me..."no man don't do it". I was like "why?" Then they managed to convince me it was impossible to have sex while drunk because you can't get it up. haha! It is hard though. haha!
One time, I wanted to have sex with this one chick while I was drunk, but a couple of my friends (who were sober) decided to f.uck with me and they told me..."no man don't do it". I was like "why?" Then they managed to convince me it was impossible to have sex while drunk because you can't get it up. haha! It is hard though. haha!
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
When I get drunk (which is usually 2 or 3 days out of the week) I'm an a$$hole
I always pick on everyone but at the same time I make people laugh
I also tend to laugh a lot and have a good time
Amen to listening to Irish drinking songs!
FLOGGING MOLLY!
FTW!
I always pick on everyone but at the same time I make people laugh
I also tend to laugh a lot and have a good time
Amen to listening to Irish drinking songs!
FLOGGING MOLLY!
FTW!
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
When I'm drunk, I usually make poor decisions. I hook up with hot girls who I've like but benefit me more as friends then as something else. I go to strip clubs with my friends and do bad things there in, I convince people (well I might add) that doing something I know is bad for them is indeed a good idea and they should have no restraint about it. Alcohol is my worst demon and one day I hope to overcome it.
Unfortunately my line of work in my location facilitates my nemisis more then I like and more often then not my clients pay me more to drink and party with them. I'm still young so I'm weighing my options and I hope to find something that pays me as well or more then what i recieve now but one things for sure, i'll never make it to senior citizenhood if i continue on this path
Unfortunately my line of work in my location facilitates my nemisis more then I like and more often then not my clients pay me more to drink and party with them. I'm still young so I'm weighing my options and I hope to find something that pays me as well or more then what i recieve now but one things for sure, i'll never make it to senior citizenhood if i continue on this path
lol, yeah my friends and the bouncers found it pretty funny also! Unfortunately, thats one of the least embarassing and dangerous things Ive done in my drunken years!TyTe`EyEs said:
One that was just as weird but more dangerous, was when I was walking through a carpark blacked out, and apparently I walked infront of a car, it skidded, I jumped and landed on the bonnet of the car, and started singing Merry Christmas (even though it wasnt anywhere near christmas). Weird!
The more dangerous include, putting a guy in hospital for 2 days after a fight. Numerous other fights, including two brawls where I myself ended up in hospital covered in blood for stitching up. Abusing those closest to me, including family, friends, girlfriends. Unprotected sex on numerous occassions and as I said earlier, drink driving, of which I have crashed my car doing, luckily not into anyone else! Alcohol is a real serious thing, it can lead to things you would never dream of doing when sober, and could ultimately change your life. Take it seriously!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.