"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
When she pvssy farts on you?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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VikingKing
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It means you need to get revenge. Hold her down and fart on her ear.mikey2012 said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
VikingKing
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Then just push on her stomach to get it all out at once, that way you can get it over with. They queef sometimes man. Yes it is gross and not funny at all.mikey2012 said:
VikingKing
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Stop being so sensitive.mikey2012 said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Rainman4707
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It's just natural Mikey. It normally happens after you do them doggy style. In this position the vag sucks in air which is then dispelled in a noise which sounds like a fart.mikey2012 said:
Girls get really embarrassed when this happens. Bless =)
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I didn't get any on me, because I threw her on the floor afterward. I think that's the drunkest I've been and still managed to have sex. She was wasted, too. And no, I didn't rape her - she raped me, if anyone was raping. I told her 'no' ten times at least. This was my hot crazy bpd girl.
She hit the floor on her butt, knees up in the air, underwear around her ankles. Then her pvssy made a noise like a horse sighing as she queefed and sprayed cvm everywhere. She was already passed out. I left her just like that.
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If a kid has passed through then you'll hear it & or feel it. Ha, a p-bj.
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And if you're turned off by stuff like hairy armpits or vagina then you need to find a girl that is more obsessive about grooming herself. Personally it's a huge turnoff if a girl doesnt shave her armpits/legs/pu$$y and doesn't shower at least once a day. I dated a girl who was kind of a hippy and it got to be a problem after a while.
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