"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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When she pvssy farts on you?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No its natural especially if she is having a strong O-storm. I have ripped one off a few times while blowing my load. I just say "ooop there go the geese flying south for winter"
 

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No, it means she's wet for you.
 

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Look up the words queef or queefing.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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El Payaso

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mikey2012 said:
Turns me off though
It's just air coming out of a woman's pu$$y after a man sticks his penis inside. Just basic air. Nothing to be scared of.
 

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mikey2012 said:
Turns me off though
Then just push on her stomach to get it all out at once, that way you can get it over with. They queef sometimes man. Yes it is gross and not funny at all.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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El Payaso

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mikey2012 said:
Yeah well when I saw that I went limp.
It's normal. You get used to it. I personally like it.
 

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mikey2012 said:
Turns me off though
It's just natural Mikey. It normally happens after you do them doggy style. In this position the vag sucks in air which is then dispelled in a noise which sounds like a fart.

Girls get really embarrassed when this happens. Bless =)
 

mikey2012

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Can't tell if he's serious at this point?
Deadly fvcking serious. Mikey don't troll. The only thing as gross is looking at her armpits and seeing too furry animals there.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How old are you OP? Have you never come across this before? I was 18 when I first heard a fanny fart.
 

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(go to urbandictionary.com and type in "cvm queef." I can't link to it because of the profanity filter)

I didn't get any on me, because I threw her on the floor afterward. I think that's the drunkest I've been and still managed to have sex. She was wasted, too. And no, I didn't rape her - she raped me, if anyone was raping. I told her 'no' ten times at least. This was my hot crazy bpd girl.

She hit the floor on her butt, knees up in the air, underwear around her ankles. Then her pvssy made a noise like a horse sighing as she queefed and sprayed cvm everywhere. She was already passed out. I left her just like that.
 

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Really? I'm pretty sure every broad I've been with does this. Some louder than others, tight chicks it's usually a really faint sound.

If a kid has passed through then you'll hear it & or feel it. Ha, a p-bj.
 

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it's not hot, but it's natural. Usually means you're doing a good job and fvcking her properly. It's definitely preferable to an actual fart in my mind. One of those things that you just try to ignore, like period blood

And if you're turned off by stuff like hairy armpits or vagina then you need to find a girl that is more obsessive about grooming herself. Personally it's a huge turnoff if a girl doesnt shave her armpits/legs/pu$$y and doesn't shower at least once a day. I dated a girl who was kind of a hippy and it got to be a problem after a while.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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