"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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When she pvssy farts on you?

mangotot

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Its only nature taking its course. Don't worry about it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bible_Belt said:
(go to urbandictionary.com and type in "cvm queef." I can't link to it because of the profanity filter)

I didn't get any on me, because I threw her on the floor afterward. I think that's the drunkest I've been and still managed to have sex. She was wasted, too. And no, I didn't rape her - she raped me, if anyone was raping. I told her 'no' ten times at least. This was my hot crazy bpd girl.

She hit the floor on her butt, knees up in the air, underwear around her ankles. Then her pvssy made a noise like a horse sighing as she queefed and sprayed cvm everywhere. She was already passed out. I left her just like that.
ahahaahahah. gross.
 
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