lizardking82
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Complete the sentence with the way you use the most and you see as the best course of action when you're in doubt about sth.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
When in doubt...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wifehunter
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Walk!!!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
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When in doubt, don't give a **** and do whatever the hell you want to do.
Glassguy
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
hockeyfreak79
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whip it out.
wifehunter
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devilkingx2
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relax, because nothing good has ever come from not relaxing
The Sign Painter
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I had a friend who we called Ghetto Matty.
His favorite phrase was "when in doubt whip out".
He will whip out his **** every time he'll isolate a girl. Usually that would end in an intercourse.
His favorite phrase was "when in doubt whip out".
He will whip out his **** every time he'll isolate a girl. Usually that would end in an intercourse.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
resilient
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devilkingx2
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sounds like a how I met your mother reference
RichardTheFrog
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For some reason, if I did this, I would be in jail and a sex offender.
dustmuffin
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Me too...I dont think that whipping it out would work for most of us.