lizardking82
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Complete the sentence with the way you use the most and you see as the best course of action when you're in doubt about sth.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
When in doubt...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wifehunter
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Walk!!!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
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When in doubt, don't give a **** and do whatever the hell you want to do.
Glassguy
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
hockeyfreak79
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whip it out.
wifehunter
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devilkingx2
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relax, because nothing good has ever come from not relaxing
The Sign Painter
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I had a friend who we called Ghetto Matty.
His favorite phrase was "when in doubt whip out".
He will whip out his **** every time he'll isolate a girl. Usually that would end in an intercourse.
His favorite phrase was "when in doubt whip out".
He will whip out his **** every time he'll isolate a girl. Usually that would end in an intercourse.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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devilkingx2
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sounds like a how I met your mother reference
RichardTheFrog
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For some reason, if I did this, I would be in jail and a sex offender.
dustmuffin
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Me too...I dont think that whipping it out would work for most of us.