"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Quick question here to all of you. If a girl is giving you head, in your experience do you usually blow in her mouth or grab a tissue?

I usually just get a tissue and be nice, but Im just wondering what you guys do, and how the girls react.

Stupid question I know, but thanks anyways.

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Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

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reason i ask is because my friend was saying one thing and i didnt totally agree, thought i would ask you guys
 

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yeah, depends on what she wants. i had this girl from yahoo come over one time, we talked for like 15 minutes, she said she wanted to give me head but we had to run to the store first and get her a mountain dew "to wash it down with" as she put it.

she had the mountain dew primed and ready to go, when i let loose she chugged half that 20oz, man. lol
then she gave me a big hug and went home.


they'll usually tell you though. if they don't state their preference, don't say crap, just let it loose when you're good and ready.
 

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Jizz in her eye for a laugh!

Extra points if you shoot it into her ear!
 

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Originally posted by reyalp
yeah, depends on what she wants. i had this girl from yahoo come over one time, we talked for like 15 minutes, she said she wanted to give me head but we had to run to the store first and get her a mountain dew "to wash it down with" as she put it.

she had the mountain dew primed and ready to go, when i let loose she chugged half that 20oz, man. lol
then she gave me a big hug and went home.


they'll usually tell you though. if they don't state their preference, don't say crap, just let it loose when you're good and ready.
That's the funniest sh1t i've seen and i wish i had a yahoo girl!!! hahahah mountain dew!! What i usually say while i'm holding the back of her head is "Oh sh/t i'm coming" letting her know so if she keeps sucking then she wants my kids down her throat but if she pulls out then she wants my little ones on her face...LMAO any way it goes it's up to her i just warn her before it happens.:woo:
 

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Give a hint when you're about to blow your load.

And, remember to keep it neutral. Something like:

"Im about to ***"

If she keeps going she probably wants it in her mouth.


And if she doesnt... oh well... you can always blame it on her.

"Hey, I told ya!" :crackup:
 

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yeah, agree w/ ego. let her know, and you'll know her stance on the matter.
 

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Nevermind the tissue. If she makes the "OMG there's nut in my mouth" face, I hand her the trash can to spit it. If she stops and finishes with the jerk method, I blast all over and make her sleep in the mess as punishment for not catching it in the neck. If it's my bed and I don't want the mess, I grab a piece of her clothing and hand it to her. That way, she's got a little extra incentive to get her neck pregnant. :crackup: It's hella funny when they realize they mopped up with their shirt. "oops."
 

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Ego has it right. Give her fair warning and let her do with it what she pleases. If she keeps going then she is a trooper. Or she'll just tap out and use her hand.
 
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