She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
That's the funniest sh1t i've seen and i wish i had a yahoo girl!!! hahahah mountain dew!! What i usually say while i'm holding the back of her head is "Oh sh/t i'm coming" letting her know so if she keeps sucking then she wants my kids down her throat but if she pulls out then she wants my little ones on her face...LMAO any way it goes it's up to her i just warn her before it happens.:woo:Originally posted by reyalp
yeah, depends on what she wants. i had this girl from yahoo come over one time, we talked for like 15 minutes, she said she wanted to give me head but we had to run to the store first and get her a mountain dew "to wash it down with" as she put it.
she had the mountain dew primed and ready to go, when i let loose she chugged half that 20oz, man. lol
then she gave me a big hug and went home.
they'll usually tell you though. if they don't state their preference, don't say crap, just let it loose when you're good and ready.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.