VikingKing
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When she says, "If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
when a girlfriend says this
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
TheException
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HB:"If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Me: Maybe. You won't remember anyway.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
This is better. It's a silly meaningless question and you should rip her for it.TheException said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
"Does that mean I would have to wipe your ass too? Oh well you won't mind being dirty anyway."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
VikingKing
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Well it was my last ltr, about 8 months after moving in together. She was saying more like, if she couldnt take care of herself, would i stay with her.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Also you could just say "No" with a smile. Then change the subject.
VikingKing
Banned
I just said, what kind of a stupid question is that? or why would you even ask that. somthing like that.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it sounds like a way to say "do you love me?" or "how much do you love me?" or somethingnoobolgy said:
and you should've preferably answered with something witty like in this thread
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
Best answer here.Uncharted said:
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Throw the question back at her and if she stutters, accuse her of Adaptive Hypergamy.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DonGorgon
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you reply: "I will dive to the ground and catch you long before you could ever bump you head babe.."