VikingKing
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When she says, "If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
when a girlfriend says this
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TheException
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HB:"If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Me: Maybe. You won't remember anyway.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
This is better. It's a silly meaningless question and you should rip her for it.TheException said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"Does that mean I would have to wipe your ass too? Oh well you won't mind being dirty anyway."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
VikingKing
Banned
Well it was my last ltr, about 8 months after moving in together. She was saying more like, if she couldnt take care of herself, would i stay with her.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Also you could just say "No" with a smile. Then change the subject.
VikingKing
Banned
I just said, what kind of a stupid question is that? or why would you even ask that. somthing like that.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it sounds like a way to say "do you love me?" or "how much do you love me?" or somethingnoobolgy said:
and you should've preferably answered with something witty like in this thread
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
Best answer here.Uncharted said:
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BeDJ
Guest
Throw the question back at her and if she stutters, accuse her of Adaptive Hypergamy.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DonGorgon
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you reply: "I will dive to the ground and catch you long before you could ever bump you head babe.."