when a girlfriend says this

[VikingKing]

When she says, "If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"

 

[MaddXMan]

Retarded girls don't say no. Score!

 

[TheException]

HB:"If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"

Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk

 

[Uncharted]

Me: Maybe. You won't remember anyway.

 

[Uncharted]

Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk

This is better. It's a silly meaningless question and you should rip her for it.

 

[MaddXMan]

"Does that mean I would have to wipe your ass too? Oh well you won't mind being dirty anyway."

"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"

"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"

"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."

 

[VikingKing]

Well it was my last ltr, about 8 months after moving in together. She was saying more like, if she couldnt take care of herself, would i stay with her.

 

[Uncharted]

Also you could just say "No" with a smile. Then change the subject.

 

[VikingKing]

I just said, what kind of a stupid question is that? or why would you even ask that. somthing like that.

 

[devilkingx2]

I just said, what kind of a stupid question is that? or why would you even ask that. somthing like that.

it sounds like a way to say "do you love me?" or "how much do you love me?" or something

and you should've preferably answered with something witty like in this thread

 

[Jair213]

Also you could just say "No" with a smile. Then change the subject.

Best answer here.

 

[BeDJ]

Throw the question back at her and if she stutters, accuse her of Adaptive Hypergamy.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.

Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

 

[dasein]

"It depends, would you still be able to cook, clean and give decent head without a drool cup?"

 

[Cremasta]

"You don't need to fall down and bump your head for that..."

 

[XY.]

"Aw *hug* why would u worry about something like that?"

 

[adam225]

Sex without the headache ?? Not having to have the slightest concern of her cheating ?? Yeah, why not...

 

[DonGorgon]

you reply: "I will dive to the ground and catch you long before you could ever bump you head babe.."