VikingKing
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When she says, "If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
when a girlfriend says this
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
TheException
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HB:"If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Me: Maybe. You won't remember anyway.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
This is better. It's a silly meaningless question and you should rip her for it.TheException said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
"Does that mean I would have to wipe your ass too? Oh well you won't mind being dirty anyway."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
VikingKing
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Well it was my last ltr, about 8 months after moving in together. She was saying more like, if she couldnt take care of herself, would i stay with her.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Also you could just say "No" with a smile. Then change the subject.
VikingKing
Banned
I just said, what kind of a stupid question is that? or why would you even ask that. somthing like that.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it sounds like a way to say "do you love me?" or "how much do you love me?" or somethingnoobolgy said:
and you should've preferably answered with something witty like in this thread
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
Best answer here.Uncharted said:
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Throw the question back at her and if she stutters, accuse her of Adaptive Hypergamy.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
DonGorgon
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you reply: "I will dive to the ground and catch you long before you could ever bump you head babe.."