VikingKing
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When she says, "If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
when a girlfriend says this
- Thread starter VikingKing
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
TheException
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HB:"If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Me: Maybe. You won't remember anyway.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
This is better. It's a silly meaningless question and you should rip her for it.TheException said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
"Does that mean I would have to wipe your ass too? Oh well you won't mind being dirty anyway."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
VikingKing
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Well it was my last ltr, about 8 months after moving in together. She was saying more like, if she couldnt take care of herself, would i stay with her.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Also you could just say "No" with a smile. Then change the subject.
VikingKing
Banned
I just said, what kind of a stupid question is that? or why would you even ask that. somthing like that.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it sounds like a way to say "do you love me?" or "how much do you love me?" or somethingnoobolgy said:
and you should've preferably answered with something witty like in this thread
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
Best answer here.Uncharted said:
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BeDJ
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Throw the question back at her and if she stutters, accuse her of Adaptive Hypergamy.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DonGorgon
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you reply: "I will dive to the ground and catch you long before you could ever bump you head babe.."