VikingKing
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When she says, "If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
when a girlfriend says this
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
TheException
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HB:"If I fall down and bump my head, and become retarded, will you still take care of me?"
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Me: "You mean your not already retarded?" + smirk
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Me: Maybe. You won't remember anyway.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
This is better. It's a silly meaningless question and you should rip her for it.TheException said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"Does that mean I would have to wipe your ass too? Oh well you won't mind being dirty anyway."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
"Aw that would be so cute, I would nickname you Flipper"
"Awesome, I could push you around the mall & use you as a prop to pick up other women!"
"Just remember the story: I got this falling down the stairs."
VikingKing
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Well it was my last ltr, about 8 months after moving in together. She was saying more like, if she couldnt take care of herself, would i stay with her.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Also you could just say "No" with a smile. Then change the subject.
VikingKing
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I just said, what kind of a stupid question is that? or why would you even ask that. somthing like that.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
it sounds like a way to say "do you love me?" or "how much do you love me?" or somethingnoobolgy said:
and you should've preferably answered with something witty like in this thread
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Jair213
Master Don Juan
Best answer here.Uncharted said:
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Throw the question back at her and if she stutters, accuse her of Adaptive Hypergamy.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
If she looks confused after, walk away and grab some cereal - Sh!t Test Passed.
If she gets pissy, laugh it off and move the spoon to her face like an airplane - Aloof.
If she punches you in the eye, you won't see it.
Still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
DonGorgon
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you reply: "I will dive to the ground and catch you long before you could ever bump you head babe.."