I've seen some hilarious ones, but once I saw one called "Weapons of Ass Destruction". That takes the cake! :crackup: Oh, and I'll never forget one I saw called "Toby Bryant's backcourt violation". It was supposed to be porno re-enactment of Kobe Bryant's alledged sodomy of that girl in Colorado.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
what's the funniest title for a porno?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Grandma's a Wh0re 6
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Octo*****, like the james bond villan.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
Saving Ryan's Privates
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Space Nuts...making fun of Star wars or Space balls i think...has that one hot pornstar in it Stormy.
http://www.funnytitles.com/
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Fumbduck
Don Juan
Was in NYC and walked into one of those sex shops- 3 levels of the DUMBEST titles ever- need a good laugh, check something like that out
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Debbie Does Dishes
I love Hyori Lee
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2006
- Messages
- 305
- Reaction score
- 2
Taichi Tits
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
LOL! These are my two favorites:joekerr31 said:
A Beautiful Ass
Lord Of The G-Strings
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
"BlackCOCK Down" = Black hawk down
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2007
- Messages
- 1,855
- Reaction score
- 99
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
Jurassic Pork
mahon83050
Banned
"Krammin for Finals"
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.