I've seen some hilarious ones, but once I saw one called "Weapons of Ass Destruction". That takes the cake! :crackup: Oh, and I'll never forget one I saw called "Toby Bryant's backcourt violation". It was supposed to be porno re-enactment of Kobe Bryant's alledged sodomy of that girl in Colorado.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
what's the funniest title for a porno?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Grandma's a Wh0re 6
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Octo*****, like the james bond villan.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
Saving Ryan's Privates
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Space Nuts...making fun of Star wars or Space balls i think...has that one hot pornstar in it Stormy.
http://www.funnytitles.com/
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Fumbduck
Don Juan
Was in NYC and walked into one of those sex shops- 3 levels of the DUMBEST titles ever- need a good laugh, check something like that out
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Debbie Does Dishes
I love Hyori Lee
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2006
- Messages
- 305
- Reaction score
- 2
Taichi Tits
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
LOL! These are my two favorites:joekerr31 said:
A Beautiful Ass
Lord Of The G-Strings
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
"BlackCOCK Down" = Black hawk down
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2007
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- 1,855
- Reaction score
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Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
Jurassic Pork
mahon83050
Banned
"Krammin for Finals"
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.