I've seen some hilarious ones, but once I saw one called "Weapons of Ass Destruction". That takes the cake! :crackup: Oh, and I'll never forget one I saw called "Toby Bryant's backcourt violation". It was supposed to be porno re-enactment of Kobe Bryant's alledged sodomy of that girl in Colorado.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
what's the funniest title for a porno?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Grandma's a Wh0re 6
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Octo*****, like the james bond villan.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
Saving Ryan's Privates
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Space Nuts...making fun of Star wars or Space balls i think...has that one hot pornstar in it Stormy.
http://www.funnytitles.com/
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Fumbduck
Don Juan
Was in NYC and walked into one of those sex shops- 3 levels of the DUMBEST titles ever- need a good laugh, check something like that out
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Debbie Does Dishes
I love Hyori Lee
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
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Taichi Tits
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
LOL! These are my two favorites:joekerr31 said:
A Beautiful Ass
Lord Of The G-Strings
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
"BlackCOCK Down" = Black hawk down
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
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Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
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Jurassic Pork
mahon83050
Banned
"Krammin for Finals"
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.