I've seen some hilarious ones, but once I saw one called "Weapons of Ass Destruction". That takes the cake! :crackup: Oh, and I'll never forget one I saw called "Toby Bryant's backcourt violation". It was supposed to be porno re-enactment of Kobe Bryant's alledged sodomy of that girl in Colorado.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
what's the funniest title for a porno?
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Grandma's a Wh0re 6
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Play the Game
Master Don Juan
Octo*****, like the james bond villan.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
Saving Ryan's Privates
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Space Nuts...making fun of Star wars or Space balls i think...has that one hot pornstar in it Stormy.
http://www.funnytitles.com/
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
i liked...
Armageddon-it-on.
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Enema at the Gates
hairy porker and the order of the penis
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Yourasslick Park
Inspect Her Gadget
ET the Extra Testicle
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Fumbduck
Don Juan
Was in NYC and walked into one of those sex shops- 3 levels of the DUMBEST titles ever- need a good laugh, check something like that out
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Debbie Does Dishes
I love Hyori Lee
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2006
- Messages
- 305
- Reaction score
- 2
Taichi Tits
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
LOL! These are my two favorites:joekerr31 said:
A Beautiful Ass
Lord Of The G-Strings
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
"BlackCOCK Down" = Black hawk down
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
"Remember the Tight ones" = Remember the titans
Mr.Positive
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2007
- Messages
- 1,855
- Reaction score
- 99
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
Jurassic Pork
mahon83050
Banned
"Krammin for Finals"
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.